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neffyy:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

this is so gay

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rockingmymillions:

Let me tell you what I think about this Madonna Vs. Lady Gaga thing:

Madonna is the Queen, supreme, untouchable. Or used to be untouchable…
She is been the best performer and most inteligent midia persona for DECADES. Yes, she supported gay rights before Gaga did, she talked about religion before Gaga did, and she encouraged us being ourselves before Gaga did.
Madonna is like 54 years old? Gaga is a half of it, or less.
And Gaga was the first one who told Madonna was the best and the biggest inspiration of all to her.
So, Lady Gaga is being the best singer, writer, the best videos and the most INSANE songs and Im loving it! A new record at every breath! People LOVE Gaga, or love to hate her.
I’ve been a Madonna fan since I was 15 (Im 30 now), but she is so nonsense and rude about Gaga.. its making me not like her, and I thought this would be impossible!
She is, clearly, desperate about the the influence, talent, and power of this young crazy and fierce Lady Gaga.
Not to mention the obsession of Madonna about the Born This Way / Express Yourself copy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (shame on you about the mash up with “She is Not Me, what fuck have you became into? An Eminem? A Lil Kim?)

MADONNA, GET OVER IT, PLEASE! ITS GETTING SO BORING! GET BACK TO YOUR THRONE, AND PLEASE BE CONCIOUS THAT YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND SOMEDAY SHE WILL BE THE QUEEN.

And yes , you’re right she is not you. She is better and a half of your age. She is being classy about your delusional provocations.

I really love you Madonna, but you’ve been better and I miss you!

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iloveyougagaloo:

theterriblechild:

well this is awkward

I was thinking the exact same thing, but i didn’t want to point it out and get people attacking me. :/

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10-74:

day 827

chibi!Steve! with his tiny-size-changing-because-I-suck-at-consistency shield! because chibi!Steve makes me very very happy =D

/ok I’m officially done

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seducation:

civilrightsbrah:

free my nigga denver he aint do it

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the-fame-factory:

I’m obsessed with these pictures.

Source: anxietycat

alittlebitridiculous:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

I’m dying.

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